"I cried because I had no wallet, until I met a man who had no money. I don't know why he had no money because that man stole my wallet."
~Jarod Kintz, So Many Chairs, And No Time To Sit
And to think, things are only going to get worse! Neat! Something to look forward to!
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
~Dr. Seuss
"Crying is all right in it's way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do."
~C.S. Lewis
"Sometimes there are a hundred lies behind a smile, and not a single truth behind a tear."
~Saahil Prem
Q: Are You Crying?
A: No I Am Impersonating A Fountain
"I slept really well last night, I slept like a baby. I pissed the bed four times... and woke up crying five." ~Lee Evans
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God Is Crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
~Jack Handey
Speaker Boehner... DO YOU GET IT NOW? The Republican party, your party, EATS IT'S OWN! They made Michael Steele's life a living HELL, and NOW THEY ARE DOING IT TO YOU! Stand up to the Tea Party! Listen to the American people, and get ready to hand that GIANT gavel of yours over to Ted Cruz! But don't forget, you brought it all on yourself!
NOTE: As of my scheduling of this post, it was looking more and more likely that there would be a government shutdown. If that does not occur, I will comeback and update this post, and post an additional short post for today.
STAY TUNED!
Mood: Irritated!
~Me :(
