Friday, September 24, 2010

Elmo Gets Lucky! Go Elmo! Go Elmo!

"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"

-Jerry Seinfeld

Ok, yes, technically I am still on vacation, but I did say I would be posting from time to time. You see, when I heard that this video had been pulled from Sesame Street, I just had to put my two cents in. The way I see it, its all very simple... let's start a Sesame Street for adults! We can call it The Real Muppets Of Adult Land! We can feature "Oscar The Grouchy Republican" and "Elmo the Hippy Democrat" and we can show all the their Muppet friends getting drunk and throwing orgies and maybe even show a few engaging in... dare I say it? Nah, use your imaginations. Finally there will be a place for poor Katy Perry and her lovely music video. Sheesh! That was easy... right?


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Welcome To Autumn 2010

"Through the crisp, swirling launch of our recall
Memories smile at yesterday's replay
September guides us gently into Fall
When woods begin to hear chill Winter's call

-M. Jo Taylor, Autumn Poems


It's The Last Few Hours Of Summer, So Party!

"People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy."

~Anton Chekhov