Elmo Gets Lucky! Go Elmo! Go Elmo!

"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"

-Jerry Seinfeld

Ok, yes, technically I am still on vacation, but I did say I would be posting from time to time. You see, when I heard that this video had been pulled from Sesame Street, I just had to put my two cents in. The way I see it, its all very simple... let's start a Sesame Street for adults! We can call it The Real Muppets Of Adult Land! We can feature "Oscar The Grouchy Republican" and "Elmo the Hippy Democrat" and we can show all the their Muppet friends getting drunk and throwing orgies and maybe even show a few engaging in... dare I say it? Nah, use your imaginations. Finally there will be a place for poor Katy Perry and her lovely music video. Sheesh! That was easy... right?

-Carly