WTF?

'Never put a sock in a toaster."

~Eddy Izzard

Wouldn't you just love to know what those gulls are thinking? That side eye from the gull on the right is everything! Oh well, it's just the randomness of the universe I guess. But isn't it fun? I'm mean do they know what the humans are doing?

Life in the Trump era

Monday... Hmmm... wtf?

Tuesday... HOLY HELL, who knew the Pope was soft on crime?

Wednesday... Will someone hide his tv?

Thursday... HE"S GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED

Friday... Oh well, we all had a good ride.

Saturday... Okay, he's golfing today. Everything will be fine... or not.

Is it already Monday again? Please hide his phone.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?