"Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights. But he jumped too low, and the long fur of his beautiful flowing tail got singed by the rainbow of the aurora. To this day the reindeer has no tail to speak of. But he is too busy pulling the important sleigh to notice what is lost. And he certainly doesn't complain."
What's your excuse?"
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I have never needed a reason to complain during the holidays. Lets get some out of the way, shall we?
1. It's too damn cold!
2. I want it all and I want it now! What? I can't have it NOW? BAH HUMBUG!
3. Why is everybody so gripey?
4. Did I mention it's cold?
5. Did I mention it's TOO DAMN COLD?
6. Not another pair of slippers! Why do I keep buying myself slippers?
Wait... I can't take it no more! I can't stand to hear my own whining anymore!
It's December 1st!
If you have anything you would like to whine about, feel free to share it in the comment thread! Anything! Consider it my gift to you for this holiday season!
Leaf Of The Day
December 1st 2015