Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Brains... BRAINS Err RRR... Or How The Republican Party Ate Itself!

 "Okay, it's pretty obvious what we're doing here, people. If it's dead... fucking KILL IT!"

~Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead, Vol. 14: No Way Out


Brains, brains, brains, BRAINS, BRAINS... BRAINS

The United States Congress... You gotta love 'um!

We have very little time left, the Republican Zombies are at the door, and it seems we are out of brains. What to do, what to do? I guess some brave soul... (cough Boehner) could act selflessly and do the right thing, by offering up his substantial brain in order to save the world economy, but somehow I doubt that's going to happen. What to do? What to do?

"... they come to us, these restless dead,
shrouds woven from the words of men,
With trumpets sounding over head
The walls of hope have grown so thin.
And all our vaunted innocence
Has withered in this endless frost
That promise little recompense
For all we risk, for all we've lost..."

~Mira Grant, Feed

And Now A Joke...

Q. What's the difference between a starving zombie on his own, and the Tea Party?

A. No matter how hungry for brains the zombie becomes, he won't eat his own!

"There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host."

~Mira Grant, Countdown

Senator John McCain (R- Arizona) unleashed a virus upon the earth back in 2008, and her name is Sarah Palin. She is the genuine article, a zombie of the truest form, but she is also a carrier of the zombie ideology of selfishness, ruthless ambition, and inability to learn. She looks all crazy and stupid, but make no mistake she is the Zombie Queen that created the Tea Party. Zombie Tea Party zombies are no ordinary breed, they have special powers to simultaneously rule the world, and at the same time bring about complete Armageddon. But don't fear the reaper boys and girls, these zombies feed on their own, and without enough brains between them to sustain even one single of their brethren, they will become extinct.

The End.

"Little old ladies speed away in their wheel chairs, frightened meals on wheels."

~Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your... Brains

Mood: Irritated, But Hardly Surprised!

~Me :)

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